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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 61: Wife Fraud

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2018

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

I don't care what you call it, just put it up. Just say...ok, we go on break. Like Bernie Mac. And then say Bernie Mac Sanders because you do that impression. Then just do a list, like say: nudie suits, save a horse ride a cowboy, and sex accessories. But say "the guys talk about, etc." before every one so it doesn't look like a grocery list. After that you can say that we do the song of the summer competition, but play it up like it's really fun and they'll get that it's a bit. And say we do a roast battle, too. That should be enough. Oh and plug the music and the patreon. That's it basically. Yeah the whole bathroom is flooded. I gotta go.For more theoretical tops, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (new ep this week)Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGDqIKuaHxzw6FIbE3q4L5w)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the treacherous Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0

Oh no they get another YKS.

0:05.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:08.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:10.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:13.0

Oh no, they get another YKS.

0:15.0

Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:17.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:19.0

Put your headphones on.

0:21.0

It's YKS.

0:30.0

Jesse, this is the ghost of Barbara Bush.

0:37.0

Stop playing video games and put out a new episode. Hey everybody, it's YKS.

0:42.0

What's up? What's up? Hey everybody it's YKS

0:45.0

What's up? What's up? What's going on man?

0:49.0

Chillin chillin' chillin. Well, it's me Jesse It's me Michael D. B.

0:52.0

Michael? Yeah, Mike. What do you want made it? What do you want my name to be?

0:57.0

I like that. I like that one. Let's take it again from the top.

1:02.0

Hello everyone. Let's take it again from the top.

1:03.0

Hello everyone.

1:05.0

So we took a week off.

1:07.0

We did it because of the new...

1:09.0

It was because of...

1:10.0

I was in the hospital.

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