Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is your knee never home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron.

The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Do you guys remember substitute teachers?

Do I remember them?

Yeah.

I remember them very well. I remember them very well.

I remember.

I tortured mine.

I was just going to say, like, why is it that, like, people, like, if you're going to misbehave, you do it the day there's, like, a new person.

Because they don't know how bad you're actually supposed to be.

Yeah. Yeah, you're just a name on a piece of paper and then a face that they don't even know what the name is.

I wasn't is-head to all substitute.

Were you?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'd put my feet on the desk and then be like, no, it's a mental, it's a condition I have.

I have to keep my feet elevated.

And they would be like, okay, it's not written down. Yeah.

Or, uh, or, uh, there'd be like 30 kids and, uh, one by one randomly throughout, uh, one kid would go,

hmm, mm, and he would hum with his mouth closed. And you could literally watch a teacher lose their mind.

Trying to figure out who did it?

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