Episode 61 - Soviet Afghan War 7: Fear and Loathing in Afghanistan

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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On the 7th (and final) installment in our Soviet Afghan series we take a look at what life was like as a Soviet conscript and just how miserable life had to be before you started drinking boot polish to get drunk. Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Buy Joe's new book: https://www.amazon.com/Citizen-Earth-Galaxy-Fire-Book-ebook/dp/B07SG7KH5Z/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1564425872&sr=8-1 Buy a shirt: https://teespring.com/stores/lions-led-by-donkeys-store

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0:00.0	We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of masculine, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a
0:06.8	salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers,
0:11.3	screamers, laffers, screamers, laughers.
0:13.2	Also a quarter tequila, quarter rum, a case of beer,
0:17.1	pine of raw ether, two dozen animals.
0:20.9	Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection,
0:25.0	the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
0:28.0	The only thing that really worried me was the ether.
0:32.0	There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and afraid
0:36.0	than a man in the depths of an ether bench.
0:38.0	And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff prison.
0:41.0	Hello.
0:42.0	Bam, bam, bam! That's Nick. give him that rotten stuff pretty soon. Hello.
0:42.5	Bail, bam, bam!
0:44.4	That's Nick.
0:44.9	Welcome to another line,
0:46.6	led by Donkeys.
0:47.6	Fucking ready, dude.
0:48.8	And this is the absolute final Soviet Afghan war episode up to number seven now the so it's officially the longest series we've ever done
1:02.4	At this point I'm just looking forward to not reading about Soviet military
1:07.6	casualties anymore. Yeah it's kind of depressing. Yeah it's sad. So this episode is a little different. It has nothing to do with the main series trajectory because that's it's over. We not going to add anything no CIA no actually so no cocaine in the mountains party
1:28.9	kind of I used a lot of CIA memos for sources so I guess they did help me do research this time.
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