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This is episode 609 of cognitive distance.

We are recording again from far apart.

It's around 10

pandemic part one. It's seriously, I don't know if you've been out the way fucking feels like,

it feels like fucking April or May of 2020 right now. I bought one maybe nine days ago. I bought two,

I bought two sets of tests, I bought four total tests, right? One with one piece in each.

And so I bought two rounds for my family, which is my wife and myself. And I bought it like

maybe nine days ago. And there was stacks of that. So they must have been over the holidays.

People just get nine days and then come back.

Thousand years ago again. Yeah, for sure. We're in the accelerated timeline of the

I know we're in the fucking, we're in the fucking matrix where we're fucking dodging,

fucking COVID test side to side. Fucking Trinity, fucking days, six COVID test of the agents.

Yeah, Jesus Christ nine days ago. Was that even the same year? I don't even know. Fuck.

It's so funny because to get to get a test, there's these pop-up sites now that are all over by

me. So there's pop-up sites that are all over and they all have cars lined up 30 fucking deep

at these sites. And then CVS by me is like you go, you call them. They're not even taking

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