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The Projection Booth Podcast

Episode 608: The Ice Pirates (1984)

The Projection Booth Podcast

The Projection Booth

Film Reviews, Film Interviews, Film History, Tv & Film

4.8686 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

We’re discussing the 1984 film from Stewart Raffill, The Ice Pirates. The film stars Robert Urich as Jason and Michael D. Rhodes as Roscoe. They’re two of titular Ice Pirates, intergalactic privateers who try to rob the ships of the Templars of their most precious cargo, Ice. Fresh water is at a premium and government overreach is at a maximum. Along with more of their crew and some really awful robots, the ice pirates cross paths with Mary Crosby as Princess Karina who eventually gives them a quest to find the mysterious Seventh Water where the water flows like wine…

Duane Swierczynski and Chris Stachiw join Mike to take a trip down memory lane with this film while writer/director Stewart Raffill and Bruce Vilanch shed light on the making of this space adventure/comedy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hold your ears, folks. It's showtime.

0:08.6

People pay good money to see this movie.

0:10.9

When they go out to a theater, they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth.

0:17.3

Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring.

0:20.2

Shut it off.

0:25.4

Turn it off.

0:26.6

Turn it off.

0:31.6

At last, the space comedy

0:41.8

You didn't know you were waiting to see.

0:45.0

The Ice Pirates.

0:46.8

In the far distant future,

0:49.3

in a galaxy where those in the know don't go,

0:52.9

real estate is cheap, and they've got great sushi.

0:56.9

But there's no water.

0:58.8

You got any water?

1:00.3

It is a time when desperate men will swing from the chandeliers.

1:06.0

Pirates sound you all!

1:07.8

Just to get a drink.

1:09.2

Just take a look at that.

1:11.1

Good man, like Jason, space pirate, and explorer of the cosmos, his chief engineer and fellow rogue Roscoe.

1:19.5

They come.

1:22.3

Oh, here, quit that.

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