Hello, everyone back to another episode of the reality is, as always it's snoring.

Guys, it's a very exciting week because the Super Bowl is about to happen and I don't know if you know but the paths are in the

Super Bowl and I don't know if you know about the Patriots but they used to have a player called

Tom Brady and I have a guest on today who the entire fandom of Tom Brady believes is their number one enemy. Hi, Kelly Williams. Hello,

hello. Very shocking considering I'm a lifelong Patriots fan. That's my favorite thing about it.

Also, how dare people magazine write an article about my tweet without saying, just calling me

ex-user?

That's crazy to me.

It's rude.

And then people are like screenshoting it and sharing it and then not even, give credit where credit is due, okay?

Listen, I wasn't called a 300-pound Lesbo for nothing.

I'm going to put it at me. do, okay? Listen, I wasn't called a 300-pound Lesbo for nothing. I was fucking out.

I'm like, Lesbo spelled L-E-Z-V-O.

It's just merch.

I want to make Lesbo merch.

Like, I was going to say, it's very nostalgia now.

It is.

I was like, I've never been called a lesbo until 2026. That's crazy. You thought that that was behind you. You were like, I came out too late. I didn't get on Lesbo. It just happened too late for me. It's not, you know, it's like people that got to use Palm Pilots. Like, you didn't get to do that. That's fine.

And they brought it back.

If people ask me, are you straight or gay?

I'm going to say Lesbo.

And you should because it's such a funny term.

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