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Episode 605: The Kelloggs: Saint and Sadist

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we ask a simple question. What do female genital mutilation and corn flakes have in common? The answer is Kellogg’s. The beloved breakfast giant is known for cereal and pop tarts, but the brothers who laid the foundation of the company are worth looking at. Many people have heard of W.K. Kellogg, the founder of the corporation. However, not as many have heard of his somewhat sadistic brother J.H Kellogg. He thought masturbation was the cause of most health problems and used everything from tying kids down to scarring female genitals with acid as a cure. And then he invented corn flakes. How did all of this come together, and what exactly was the Battle Creek Sanitarium? Listen, laugh, learn.   Visit Our Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Keith_Kellogg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg https://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/almanac/people/hall-of-fame/detail/w.-k.-kellogg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellogg%27s https://blog.truffleshuffle.co.uk/2015/07/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about%E2%80%A6kelloggs/ https://www.forbes.com/companies/kellogg/?sh=5d16aa986de2 https://plain.recipes/recipe/127195/nuttose https://chestofbooks.com/food/recipes/Dishes/Nuttose-Recipes.html http://www.fourpoundsflour.com/history-dish-mondays-protose/

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and a secret proceedings.

0:12.3

Weapons of mass destruction, I take the threat, very seriously.

0:17.6

I know the world order.

0:18.9

Your government thanks you for your participation.

0:22.6

You are now listening to the world famous Sofiken Black House.

0:27.8

Please read from sheets, I am Sofiken.

0:35.0

Sofiken.

0:37.0

Love a people, very fast, please.

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I am Sofiken.

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Faster.

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I am Sofiken.

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Not Sofiken.

0:47.0

You know what this means?

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I am Sofiken Black House.

0:51.0

You say funny things.

0:57.0

That's cold ass bubbly.

0:59.0

That's cold ass bubbly.

1:01.0

You have to have the bubbly.

1:03.0

That shit's cold as fuck.

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Jellis of your bubbly.

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