Episode 602 - Chandler Dean
Probably Science
Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen
4.8 • 715 Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Comedian/speechwriter Chandler Dean (@chandlerjdean) joins Jesse, Andy and Matt to talk about his show Abolish Everything!, Jesse's over-the-top stuffed animal purchase, poop speed as a health indicator, the Bristol Stool Chart, medical fake poo, Jesse's obsessions with fake foods, giant stuff and really tiny stuff, Artemis II's avatar crewmates, the magic of Tiny Empath Babies, videos of Tiny Empath Babies and more videos of Tiny Empath Babies.
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| 0:00.0 | Probably Science |
| 0:02.0 | Hello and welcome to Probably Science. I'm your host, one of three, in fact. I'm Jesse Case. |
| 0:15.4 | I'm Andy Wood. I'm Matt Kirshin, and we are, we're all back. We're all back in our homes and we are joined by a guest coming in, |
| 0:23.1 | beaming in from New York, who is the host creator, brain behind the show, Abolish Everything, |
| 0:29.5 | the live and internet-based show, the second season of which has dropped right now. |
| 0:35.0 | It is out and available to watch as we speak. |
| 0:38.9 | This is Chandler-Dine. Hi, Chandler, how are you doing, mate? I'm doing great. Thanks so much for having me. Thanks for joining. Before we get onto science stuff, tell us about the show, because this is, I think, right up our listener's street. You've been doing this for a bit, right? this yeah i did it just as a live show in New York for a few years in, you know, various basement |
| 0:59.9 | theaters. And now currently we tape it at the basement theater caveat, which I imagine, |
| 1:07.9 | you know, anybody who's a fan of this show, you know, riffing on science, |
| 1:12.5 | that's a huge part of what happens at caveat. |
| 1:15.4 | And they've got great, like, intellectual nightlife. |
| 1:17.6 | But we film it there. |
| 1:19.4 | And then it goes out on Nebula, which is a creator-owned streaming service that's |
| 1:25.9 | been getting into more original content and comedy content lately. |
| 1:29.4 | So, yeah, but it's basically just comedians give monologues about things they want to see abolish |
| 1:34.3 | from society, and then a panel of improvisers called a political establishment rebuts them |
| 1:39.2 | and tries to maintain the status quo. |
| 1:41.6 | And it's a lot of fun. |
| 1:43.0 | I love that. |
| 1:43.9 | That is a lot of fun. What of that. That is a lot of fun. |
| 1:44.8 | What of some of your favorite abolition's been? |
| 1:48.3 | Joe Sunday, who writes for S&L abolished, going home after we're done hanging out. |
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