Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. To a mouse by Robert Burns. Oh, new phone.

New phone. This is me, your home inspector. I've come to inspect your home. But how is

your flooded flooding situation? Oh, you know, thank you for asking. I know I know I

must be in the news because my mom contacted me. Dear God, what kind of ceremony would you

want? Oh, my God. Um, no, we're fine. Oh, my mom, I know she doesn't listen to my family.

Already knows I would like to be torn apart by wild dogs while a competent junior high

band plays car parts by the long winners. There you go. That's my death plan. My mom had

me come over to her apartment the other day to show me the new box that she purchased.

Oh, it's one of these. I've got a brand new box. It's one of these boxes that's like a large

square file box that is black and has locks on it, combo locks on it. Okay. Oh, is it

like a safe type thing? I mean, you could get through this.

The opposite reasons you might not want to say. Yeah, I mean, you could use a paperclip

to break into this. But yes, a lawyer would have a heck of a time with him. He would love

to. I'm sure he's done this, but it has one of those telescoping telescopic handles on

it. Like you would get on a, on a, on a wheelie suitcase. Yeah. And the idea is that she

can wheel it around if she needs to. But she says, when I come over, she said, I want to

show you something. I said, all right, we walk into the other room and she says this.

I want to show you this. I said, oh, what's that? She says, well, this is where all of my

papers are. So that when I'm dead, you'll know where everything is. It's all going to be

in here in one place. Oh, my God. Good. So when I'm dead, you can just, you just open

this up. Mm-hmm. Okay, mom. Thanks. Thanks. I know. I hate that conversation. It's like,

there's certain kinds of, I'm for a variety of reasons. I hate that conversation. For

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