Probably Science

Hey everyone, welcome to Probably Science. I'm Matt Kirshin.

I'm Andy Wood, and I believe we are Jesseless today due to...

We are Jesseless. He's at the vet right now with... He's got a cat health thing going on. He can afford a real doctor, but okay, Jesse. Yeah, he's got, yeah, but he can afford it, but the trouble is the doctor's going to report the bullet holes and he needs someone who can keep a secret. Comes in with the president mask on, yeah, exactly so you know it's just like no questions

why is there blood all over this bag with dollar signs on it that like it's just why did you add

the dollar signs to the bag after you still yeah i don't know why why would you do that why would

you write the word swag on the side of it as well this This is just making your getaway so much more conspicuous.

That is, you could also, the third person you could hear on this audio recording right now

is the hilarious and occasional softball teammate of mine, Katie Novotny.

How are you, Katie?

Hello, I'm sorry, I was trying to, I was trying to

not laugh as much until I was introduced, but you guys were making me cackle. You're allowed to jump in.

Did we meet through comedian softball? I think that's how I know you originally. I think that's

the way I know most people now these days is we played on us we played softball on Sundays in those

sweltering heat and the sweltering days and my role is generally to stand where someone points

and hope that I don't have to get involved too much because I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm not good

at it but it's a nice hang it's a lovely weekend morning hang when I'm in town and there's a bunch of good comedians.

My role is making sure that I get to play left center and some boy who doesn't know how to catch is not there.

So that's usually where I come in.

Thanks for moving me away from left center.

Anytime.

Any time.

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