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Spilled Milk

Episode 600: Champagne

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is Spilled Milk the show where we cook something delicious

0:08.8

eat it all and it's our 600th episode yes and so we're gonna do this episode like the season

0:14.4

professionals that we are that's right season to taste yeah we are nothing but professional

0:19.6

as you know because you listener have been here for I don't know maybe 600 episodes

0:25.2

and you know every whole of our listeners have been here since episode one we don't even allow

0:29.2

new experience we're very exclusive yeah we're like a gated community congratulations on

0:35.3

making it into the exclusive audience of the 600 episode yeah do not lose your membership card

0:41.4

because we charge a thousand dollars to replace it that's right so happy 600 to everyone what do

0:48.0

you think we should do for episode one thousand well I mean should we say what we're doing for

0:53.1

episode six hundred oh that's probably a good idea okay so we decided perhaps actually

0:58.4

Watson suggested it I think she did that we would have champagne for our 600th episode and not

1:05.3

just that also talk about champagne also talk about champagne and here's the thing here's the

1:09.8

really good news for us I mean not not for you guys because you never get to eat what we're having

1:14.6

but right after we tape this episode we're taping a pizza rolls episode which you will get to listen

1:20.0

to listen to but so to celebrate our 600th episode what we're really doing is we're eating champagne

1:26.4

I mean we're drinking champagne and eating pizza rolls yeah no like uh this this champagne's got

1:32.7

it's got a subtle bouquet it's got it's got a very chewy gummy texture I think for episode one

1:42.0

thousand didn't you suggest that we eat people I think I did okay so listen to the collection

1:49.4

of the likelihood of us making it to episode one thousand or what was that I think maybe it's

1:55.0

the likelihood of like us as living in like a true dystopian post-apocalyptic society where all

2:03.9

there will be to eat is I don't know like I think I said we should eat soy lint but not like the

2:09.4

the entrepreneurial like tech bro soy lint that's an actual product but the one from the movie

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