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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 60: Nothing a Shovel Couldn't Fix

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2012

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

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Once you assume a creator and a plan, it makes us objects.

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In a cruel experiment whereby we are created sick

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and commanded to be well, I'll repeat that.

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Created sick and then ordered to be well.

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And over us to supervise this is installed a celestial dictatorship.

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A kind of divine North Korea.

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Greedy, exigent.

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Exigent, I would say, more than exigent.

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Greedy for uncritical praise from dawn till dusk.

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And swift to punish the original sins with which it so tenderly gifted us

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in the very first place.

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However, let no one say there's no cure.

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Salvation is offered.

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Redemption indeed is promised at the low price of the surrender of your critical faculties.

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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

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The explicit tag is there for a reason.

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This is cognitive dissonance.

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Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

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