As you may recall, Bill Gates was the creator of the giving pledge, asking billionaires to commit to giving half their wealth to charity.

Little did he know, his charity would be called Divorce.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ruflas.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This will put down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

Oh, you'll regret this.

Any way you regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

That's a good opener, man. That's underrated.

It's really mean.

But that's why I like it.

I mean, going right after Bill Gates on the day he announces the divorce.

There is no mercy.

It's why we call this Ruflas.

Holy smokes.

That is Ruflas.

It's not a good thing to try to be a billionaire tech guy.

You're losing your wife left and right.

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