Oh, hey, everybody. Welcome to Matt Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. I'm Dory. We are here recording on a Sunday night for the first time in two months. It's pretty cool. Welcome Dory.

Welcome back to Los Angeles. Thanks. Glad to be here. I'm so happy. Couldn't imagine not being here just kidding. I can't imagine not being here.

It was really nice to have you home all weekend. I didn't do anything though. We didn't do anything. We went to dinner last night.

Didn't count as a thing. What are you talking about? It was date night. It was, yes.

You cleaned out your whole office today. No, I cleaned out most of the corners. There's still another corner and a half to go.

You've got rid of four contractor bags worth of stuff. Five. Five contractor bags worth of stuff. Well, I predicted six and I'm not done yet.

No, it's just nice to have you around. I'm nesting. I know. I like it. It gets lonely here without you. Yeah, well, Bose here. Bose enjoying the floor space in the office. He's really like what's happening. So much more room for me to roll around.

Yeah, so I had a panic attack about the guitars and then decided to get rid of a bunch. When was that? That was this week, wasn't it?

I don't remember. I think it was this week. Might have been this week. Yeah. So, you know, it's only five left in the guitars. If anybody cares to purchase any, I think three of them are already sold. So.

Wait, I thought you were only you gave a couple away. I haven't given anything away yet. You were getting rid of nine. That's the plan. Yeah.

Trying to think of how many listed how many are listed in Matt's gear shop. Yeah, I think it's like Matt's lefty gear shop. I don't know. I think the links on my Instagram page. If anybody cares to own a Matt Myra played guitar. It's a fire sale. Everybody.

I looked at the right handed guitars and I priced it at $100 less than every right handed version of this guitar. Wow. Which means everything must go. So that's what's happening. Yeah. How do you how are you feeling about it? Well, you know, the panic attack was weird because like I was like, oh God, I forgot. I was going to get another guitar. And then I was like, but there's no way to put any guitars. I have to get rid of some guitars.

I started panning. I was so much stuff was in my office and you know, I haven't been here in two months practically. So, you know, now that I'm home, I decided to get cleaning. And you know, started listing guitars. One, two.

One, two, three, four. I think four have sold. Great.

Do you think you had a real panic attack? Yeah, I was starting to. Oh, no. And then it was weird because like the next morning on Instagram, I had posted a picture of two Fender Stratocasters next to each other because I've got a one from Matt Oominoff guitars because they're closing.

I wanted to just have one from there. And someone commented, have I always asked the question, have you always been fat and greedy?

Oh, that's so mean. That's so mean. That's the meanest thing. No, I don't think it's that mean. I mean, it's reasonable. Great question. Have I always been fat and greedy?

Have you always been self-loathing? Yes. Have you? No. Yeah. Well, that's a kind of confidence you exude. I mean, I've been self-loathing at times. Who hasn't?

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