Oh, Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Good morning race fans, sports fans and mothmans to the cetacean

recreation plantation for this the 47th running of the second jewel in the blurry photos triple crown

That's right and it's a beautiful day for the running of the freakness we just saw an amazing race with the conspiracy derby. A photo finish between

paranoia and misinformation and we're told misinformation won, although paranoia would like

to take a second look at it.

This being the second jewel in the blurry photo's Triple Crown.

Next race we have the Bigfoot stakes.

If misinformation can pull out the win today, then he goes on for the first Triple Crown in 42 years.

Now let's go down to the track and take a look at the lineup as they're being loaded into the gate.

That's right, Cheat, we truly have an amazing lineup today.

In the eighth position rational discourse always a crowd favorite never a finisher in the top three.

In the seven slot we've got preconceived notion and we're pretty sure we'll know where he finishes.

In the six position we've got New Age bullshit.

He's pretty much all over the track.

In the five slot we've got misinformation.

Again the winner of the conspiracy derby in a photo finish so we're told

In the fourth position the darling of the interview circuit liberal media in the third position in perhaps the loudest horse of all religious zealotry.

And in a correction to the official program,

Paranoy will be taking the second position, originally slotted for number one,

but insisted on a last minute gate change.

And last into the gate in the first position.

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