Episode 60 - DreamPod!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie

London, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Fear the venom snake, pints of t-shirts and dream jokes, off brand murals and Uncanny Goofy, George W Bush re-assessed, Kim Jong Un's diet. Marjorie is stuck in Buckingham Palace. Correspondence: oven-ready poos, astrology meetings, using action hero catchphrases in the loo. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	It's but but 60.
0:02.0	60, who'd have thought?
0:04.0	Nice round number.
0:05.0	60, uh, yeah.
0:06.0	Well, it used to be retirement age before people got really good at being old.
0:11.0	Yeah, I mean, if anything, we've become too good at being old. Yeah, I mean if anything we would become too good at being old.
0:17.0	Yes I suppose we have. I guess if you retired at 60 60 you could it would it does feel a bit mad to the
0:25.6	to think of being retired for 20 years possibly yeah that's that's another
0:31.6	adulthood essentially that's another
0:33.4	another life into adulthood.
0:35.6	Yeah another whole 20-year gap and also like well I mean being in in quarantine and in
0:41.7	isolation and whatever like like we all are here in
0:44.0	London is it kind of like a taste of being retired where you sort of poodle around
0:50.4	and try and find hobbies and things to do. Yeah, it's a taste of...
0:54.0	doing this for 20 years.
0:56.0	This kind of situation is a taste of being retired because the outside turned into acid.
1:04.0	Being retired on a space station.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	My mom and dad don't live in the UK anymore. They retired to space.
1:17.0	They say it's good for their joints, you know, the weather in space.
1:21.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be, it would be, take a lot of weight off, wouldn't it?
1:25.0	Take a lot of the...
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