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Welcome to Is This Real Life, a podcast that relates the quirkiest aspects of pop culture and reality TV to our own lives.

I'm your host, Mandy Sludsker.

Let's get to it.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode 60. I'm with Beth Ann McDowell, the person behind Pump Rules O'Gs. And I'm so excited to have you back.

Oh my God. Well, I'm very excited to be back and I'm very flattered that you want to be back.

Yeah. You're the perfect person to talk to about my recent struggles.

Because my dog, who I named Stasi, after the original OG from Vanderpump Rules, is being so extra.

I can't even tell you.

So I found out a couple months ago that she has like doggy IBS.

So she's on this special diet that's a prescription diet.

It's really expensive.

And I have to like order it through the vet.

And now she's being all picky and not wanting to eat it sometimes and like acting too cool for school.

And then now she's got allergies and is on like a special shampoo.

Oh, that's so cute.

But also, yes, I love that.

I love it.

She is just so funny.

She also, so she's a really good doc, right?

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