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Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Episode 60 - B-Hole Collagen Injections

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss 4th of July celebrations and why it's lame to have signs in your yard about "no fireworks".

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0:00.0

Now come to drinking grass, put down the water, grab a fucking drink.

0:13.6

You know what? You guys can't ruin water for me. Fuck you Jeffritter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

0:34.2

We could have been ruined. You were a human dog we could. You ruined free willy. You can't ruin Jeffritter.

0:39.9

I'll find a way. That's where he's sending his texts right now to find a way to make that happen. Yeah. Yeah. Your life's gonna be ruined.

0:46.4

I got you in the brain. This host you're I got you in the free willy. I'll get you in the only one I know that is collagen injections in his bellow.

0:53.2

He's got collagen injections about home. It gets rid of the wrinkles. It makes it super smooth.

0:56.7

Let's see the bone. Oh god. I would like to see what that looks like. It looks beautiful. It looks just starting tonight.

1:03.9

It's real tight. Yeah. Smooth to it's like whale skin. Yeah. I'm making whale skin. I bet you know when dogs fart they don't make a noise right because they don't have butt cheeks to make them to do the rattling.

1:15.2

So it's just. Yeah. It's so gross. I imagine his fart sound like that because it's smooth. Well, no, not yet. Now that it got rid of it. No, it's more it's so it's so closed. It's just like.

1:26.1

It's like letting it's like letting the air out of a balloon like stretching the balloon. Not it's like it's yeah.

1:34.1

That guy's got you guys are fucking all fucked. I'm sure it's a perfect segue to our sponsors.

1:39.6

Welcome to Drinking Bros. Holy shit. That is. Yeah. You go you dig in deep. You go in deep immediately. What does that even mean?

1:50.4

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know what? I'll tell you this Ross. My first wife used to always tell me you're digging yourself a hole and I would look at it and go honey. I know he was a shovel. He's a fucking back out. Get used to it.

2:03.1

It's about right.

2:06.2

I know.

2:08.4

And on that note, welcome to Drinking Bros. Kids. We got a we got a hot one tonight. We got a fucking crazy one. We got a lit show tonight if you will.

2:16.6

Grab a pack of matches and get lit. As always, we got some sponsors that pay for this whole this whole shit show. This whole fucking goose gaggle to go on the air. You know what time it is.

2:28.6

It's meat time. It's time to open up your your fucking your heart of meats. And go to carnivore club. You got to go to carnivore club.

2:37.6

I have missed carnivore club.

2:41.6

We got the back.

2:43.6

I look they they're busy. They're busy people. You know, they got a lot of meats. There was a big father's day special. We were running with them.

2:51.6

I did. I did by my dad. The father's day special and he was obsessed with it. He was like this is the cool skin I ever got.

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