Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula. Zero zero UFO Tell me about your first time, Matt.

My first time?

Yeah, getting abducted by aliens.

I don't want to go there.

We grew up in a time when everybody seemed to be getting abducted by aliens.

Isn't it funny how all those sightings and abductions just dropped off as

soon as everybody had a camera in their pocket? It's just weird. But seriously, everywhere we went,

we were like bombarded, like the television, magazines, newspapers, you've even brought up on the show.

You used to love that bat boy and all that.

I'm talking about alien abductions.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I grew up.

My older brother used to carry around that fucking communion book with the alien on the cover.

And it used to scare the shit out of me.

We grew up surrounded by the graze.

Yep.

I was going to actually bring up the communion book because that

had to be one of my first, like, scary moments with an alien, seeing an alien. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, like, and it was when you least expected it. It wasn't always in a bookstore. Sometimes you would

be in a grocery store and it would be where the magazines were.

That's how popular it was.

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