Pockets aren't a great use for little spaces to hold stuff. What's in your pocket right now?

A three-week-old receipt? Why? Weird fluff, standard. A lottery ticket with six magic numbers.

No? Ah well, there's still time. This Saturday it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery.

Play now, rules and procedures applied. Less must be 18 over.

Hi, welcome to Hollywood Cribs scene. This is Rachel Fisher.

Hi, I'm Dessie Jettakin. And I don't have any celebrity news this week other than our

presidents and assholes. But that's really it. We're not a political show. And that's not really

news because it's constant. I just want to give a quick shout out before we get started to

our Patreon contributors. I'm not going to read all of them because we're up to 24 contributors now.

Wow. Exciting. But I'm just going to give a shout out to a handful of them and I'm going to

organize them next week so I can decide who's getting who's on the rotation. But let's give a shout

out to Ron Jeremy. I wonder if that's the real Ron Jeremy. He donated a lot. So, obviously,

really happy about that. Alan, John, Mr. Brain Freeze, Frank, Patrick. Let's give a shout out to

our friend Chris Tognaughty who pledged five dollars. So, he has access to our weekly bonus episodes.

Of course, it's worth it. Yeah. Someone named HR Cafe, Bob, Joule, Matthew, Jeff.

Okay, I'm going to stop there for now. I think I read the other ones last week.

Okay. But I'll read I'll read them again next week. But thank you guys so much for contributing

to our show. If you would like to be a Patreon contributor, you will get access to our bonus

episodes which are super dirty and erotic. And I think you'll be surprised. They're highly erotic.

You can jerk off to them in spare time. For five dollars, you can get that for one dollar. We'll

give you a shout out on the show and you'll have access to Patreon Only Polls, which we'll be doing

our first poll as soon as we hit five hundred dollars. So, tell your friends to donate to our show.

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