The media was wrong. The polls were wrong. The pundits were wrong. But if you listen to

Rufus on Tuesday, you need exactly what's going to happen on Election Day. Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Rufus.

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died.

Judge Amy Coney Barrett.

If Joe Biden wins, Democrats can sack the courts.

You're a lined, dark-faced pony, so maybe that's a question you should ask China.

I know. My time's up.

I'm not thinking of it.

That's OK. I know you're not thinking. You never do.

It's a whole hoax. And you know who's playing into the hoax? People like you and the fake news media.

We are born free and we will stay free.

All right. Here we are two days from Election Day. And wow, a lot of folks, not ruthless listeners,

but a lot of other folks are surprised, you know?

Well, I guess they are surprised. And they are surprised for a couple of primary reasons.

Part of the reason is why we started ruthless in the first place because you get your information

from a bunch of idiots who have an agenda that they couldn't read a poll if it was laying

on their face. And they have absolutely no idea how politics works.

So here at Ruthless, we decided, you know, what we'll do?

We'll try to break down this information. We'll bring in actual experts.

Yeah, who to thought?

Who to know how this stuff works? And we'll provide that for our listeners and low and behold, smug.

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