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Chicken legs. I don't have chicken legs. Okay, relax. All right. Let's bring in the boys here.

Terabuck. Did you get my? Okay, don't call me... Okay, listen, I'm not chicken legs.

Listen, my legs are fucking...

Don't make me put shorts on.

Do not make me...

Listen, if you want, before the podcast starts,

I'll put shorts on and I'll flex my fucking legs.

Do not make me do that.

Okay, dude.

All right.

Let's bring the boys in here.

Today, we have a beautiful cast. Um, okay, give me, I, shit. You,

when I can't move you off that issue, like that's your personal choice. So the end of the day,

I can't do anything. But for fake news people, having a conversation with somebody whose entire

reality is separate from yours, that is so much more frustrating. Like, if I talk to a guy and

he's like, abortion is the most important issue to me. I don't give a fuck about any funding, about any policies or whatever. I don't want babies

killed in the womb or whatever. Okay, fuck, dude. If that's your one issue, I mean, it's your call to

decide if that's the most important thing. But if I'm having a conversation with someone on abortion,

and they're like, I don't support abortion because Planned Parenthood literally ships out masses of fetuses and trucks to sell to like the highest fucking bitter.

It's like, dog, I mean, if you really think that's true, I mean, I would agree with you, but only, none of this was ever independently investigated.

Are you serious?

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