Episode 6 - Nightmarish Chewing and a Vampire
Nerd Poker
Nerd Poker
4.8 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2017
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Misophonia Trigger Warning: Ken decides to digest a slice of pizza directly into the mic and there's nothing to be done about it. But it eventually stops, and we hear our heroes! They meet a vampire named Count Ahmelegdha, and he is indeed a literal ruler of one of Amynna's counties. Will people get bitten? Is Ken too disgusting for the human ear to endure? Only time will tell.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, each one of these episodes so far has had a disclaimer about the sound issues or you know the microphone issues |
| 0:07.3 | But this episode is especially hard to listen to |
| 0:11.2 | episode six I just listened to it all the way through and |
| 0:15.7 | We had somebody sitting too close to the mic in this one and so they're |
| 0:21.6 | breathing is |
| 0:23.6 | Accentuated and when he eats pizza. It's really fucking disgusting in our to listen to |
| 0:30.0 | So I |
| 0:32.8 | Would almost advise not listening to it. I put I'm putting it up because I know people are gonna want to hear |
| 0:39.4 | You know what happens in the story Dan is so good in this one |
| 0:43.0 | I I sent Dan a text saying hey, we should pull this one, but then after I listen to it all the way through I really feel like |
| 0:51.0 | What he does with this new character we're introduced to is worth listening to if you can make it through the Ken noises |
| 0:57.8 | Maybe not sit close don't listen on your headphones maybe and don't sit close to the speaker and don't eat while you're listening to it probably and |
| 1:07.7 | I will make a Ken issue an apology |
| 1:12.3 | Because this is gonna be a tough one for your ears |
| 1:16.1 | Thanks for sticking with this guys |
| 1:19.3 | Enjoy nerd poker or try |
| 1:23.4 | Hey, it's Brian |
| 1:25.7 | And you're listening to episode six of Brian Pussain's nerd poker |
| 1:32.6 | You want to thank everybody again for listening? |
| 1:35.9 | We're having a blast. I'd like to plug a couple of live shows coming up this week |
| 1:42.5 | Dan Telfer will be at the Hollywood improv this Thursday at 10 p.m. I will be |
| 1:48.9 | In Phoenix this week in its stand-up live |
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