Happy January 9th, everybody. This week's episode, Maz Cabrani, Sam Tripoli. As always, go to BirdBirdBird.com. Get a call to the machine shirt or machine shirt toward AIDS.

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Tell them in my teeth of the sound, right? Yeah, oh, that's all people say is your sound. The fucking sound sucks on your show. All right, we're recording. We're in here with Maz. I'm impressed, dude. This is the best studio I've ever been in.

This man gave us the best thing that ever happened to me. It's a if I fucking when I burnt conqueror got canceled like the day after I got this man cave and I was like, I'm cool. Wait, why'd they cancel it? It just it wasn't doing that good. Oh, and they had like a chat. It was, you know, how many seasons that's your new show your old show. What's your new show? Trip flip. That's so great. Trip flips. Trip flips to him. Great. But they they they they just just wasn't doing that well, but they can't they didn't cancel it.

Technically, they put it on hiatus. And then they called me and told me, but I was like, I'd gotten this man cave from them. And I did giving me such a great, like, such. When you say you got in this man cave, you mean that this had helped you. This has helped you. What you built this? They I went. So I probably I was fine. So the company that owns travel channels and company names scripts. They own DIY also. So we do every year we do upfronts. Like every it's totally different than the other upfronts, but we go around and all the people from DIY.

Why HGTV food cooking like guy for Eddie Ferrari or whatever his name is like those types guys Rachel Ray, all the DIY guys, all the HGTV guys cook people party. What did the cook people party? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course not like the DIY dudes DIY dudes DIY stand for do it yourself. Okay. So I go to this. I go to DIY networks. I go right up to them. The guy that was running DIY is a guy named Annie Singries now running travel channel. And by the time he was running.

And he was with some of the DIY hosts. And I walked right up to him. And I was like, I want a man cave because they have a show called man caves. And he goes Tony Sargo is Jason Cameron. I think he was with Jason. He goes, he goes, we can do that. And I said, I want a man cave bad.

And he goes, why don't we do that? Why don't we do a crossover? Well, the man caves guys doing episode of Bert the Conqueror and they'll do your man cave. And he goes, but I went to Florida. And I went to Florida state. And he goes, so if I do it, I'm going to put gator shit all in your fucking man cave hilarious.

And so there's three gator heads at the front of my bank. That's hilarious. So wait, so this was just a garage. This was a, this was a woodworking shop next to our attached to our garage. Our garage next door.

They closed off the entrance, opened up this wall to the backyard, put like 1700 square feet of pavers in it. Two flat screens. That's a TV to that map. What?

Map goes up. What is this? I spy shit? Yeah. Wait a minute. Let me, first of all, why do you need two TVs? I don't know. No, why wouldn't you need two TVs? We need a third TV. This is the, yeah, this thing is actually you have like the stock ticker going while you're over here watching the book. Exactly. No, sadly, they can't even go to different channels. They have to be the same channel. Sorry. But you can watch the TV out on that couch. So here's my question to you. Do you get, do they come

out? Did they get this thing permitted? Or did they just do it? They do it. They get it permitted. They, everything. That's the best part because you could do that. I was talking to Madrigal about this. He wants one. And he was like, I'm going to just do it. But it's the hardest thing is to get permits in LA. Well, yeah, I have, I have a, the back are, yeah, you have a man cave kind of. It's kind of a man. I don't even, I don't use it. So it became like a store space again. And, uh, but we had someone come actually did a really good job. But we didn't permit it. Here's more of a dojo. It is more of a dojo. Yeah.

But it's like yo, yo, yo, yo, go room. Um, but no, the problem is then when you go to get your house, um, appraised, they're like, we can't include that in there because, you know, basically that means if someone's going to come by your house, let's say, whatever, just for round numbers, they say that they would say like, let's see, let's see your house were 500,000, right? And if they're going to come by your house and you're like, well, I got this back thing. That, that's worth another 50 to 100,000. Right. Yeah. The, the bank will not add the

their loan to this person to buy, to pay for the extra in the back. So basically, the person themselves kind of has to have money. To be able to go, I don't care about, would that be weird if you sold your house, but you still owned that's a man cave in the back. They're like, dude, Birkeeps coming back here. Hey, I'm sorry. That's all the thing. We're not, this house sucks, but we're not going to get rid of it ever because I love this fucking man cave. That's awesome. Yeah. So you actually do watch stuff back here. Oh, dude, Game of Thrones on Sunday nights. I light up both TVs. Put the

round sound and that awesome medieval just fantasy. There's speakers everywhere, right? What about you? Does your wife brought you with you? You just come in here alone. I come in here alone. And I take the couch and I angle it so I can see both TVs. And just the best is when they're both the TVs are 3D. We've, I've got the, I gave the girls an anxiety attack one time. I put the 3D glasses on them, set them up. So they're just getting Bukaki by 3D left and right. My readers are like, it's too much daddy. That's great to talk about Bukakis and your daughter. Hey.

Do you have sensors here? So you know if the woman's coming out and they should look at some crazy stuff. No, no, she's. When Game of Thrones is done. It's wrong.

Thrones, don't. I'm not talking about Jesus here. That's a different. That's a whole other. That's a total difference. What about you? Game of Thrones? What game of Thrones is? Throne is done. Like, do you, because now like your wife's in size. She's probably, is she waiting for you to finish or? No, so you're sitting here. You're like, no,

I've seen that. I watched a little bit of ESPN. And then at one point, you like say, I'll just turn on some porn and. No, you can't. That's the hardest part about this man cave. You can't do anything illicit because there's huge fricking windows. Oh, yeah. It's like a big glass house. Yeah, you got to like, really, you got to make sure that's a hard thing about jerking off at all with, because you're kids in the house. I don't think I can get into that real quick. Please. Like all these celebrities are getting busted jerking off in adult bookstores. Have you seen this like Frank?

Fred Willard Godwin. And then this new this kid who was just in like terminator three news in a carnival. That was on HBL. I don't know. Is he a young guy? Yeah. He's not our age. Maybe a book store. I didn't know the bookstore still existed.

I don't know where Fred is because. Wait, wait, real bookstores are going out of business. How are adult books in the first dude?

There's no bulls having a hard time staying afloat and fucking an adult book store still.

Because dude, like it's because he's got you go there. The big dudes are guest beaten off there. And it's just like it's because.

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