meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Golden Hour

Episode 6: Kelly Kapowski vs Topanga Lawrence

The Golden Hour

PodcastOne

Comedy

4.610.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The guys dive into an all new set of submissions and talk forced hugs, Kelly Kapowski vs Topanga Lawrence, lunch lady drip, anal sex, cookie facials, fat dong spirit, freeze tag, white girl dreads, women proposing to men, male masseuses, circumcision stories and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Oh

0:04.2

Yeah, it's the Beast King King and the Rat King

0:06.9

Yeah

0:26.9

Hey man, so I got the way you want to start the show my bad man. Oh

0:30.6

Fuck this reminds me of the time. Do when I was in

0:38.3

Fifth grade or fourth grade it could have been for I did four grade two times too because

0:44.1

Your mom held you back no school was a lot harder when I was growing up

0:47.4

Then it is now now these kids you act like they can be whatever grade they want, you know, they pick

0:52.9

It's kind of like the gender you can be whatever gender. Yeah, it's like I'm in ninth grade today. Yeah, I'll make it fourth

0:57.9

Yeah, and I'm 20. Yeah, you can't deny him or those are lawsuit. Yeah, I agree but this

1:04.8

They had this thing if you got in a fight with somebody at school you had to stand in the hallway and

1:10.4

You had to put your arms on each other's shoulders like that and you had to hug each other for the rest of the day in the hallway

1:15.6

So you had to like it wasn't like a full hug

1:17.8

But it was like you had to put your hands on each other's shoulders and stand there in the hole

1:20.7

So when the other kids would go out between class they would see you and this kid you fought like right there

1:25.2

This isn't a legit school. Yeah, I got your mom running this. No, this is a legit school

1:30.9

This is the real principal Lawton McKee was the principal

1:33.4

McKee wouldn't make the kids touch each other for the whole day. Yeah, not touch each other. That's that's creepy, bro

1:39.2

Either way touching each other staring to each other's eyes for the entire

1:43.0

Day, but then the thing was you became friends with the person that you were so it's like terrible idea

1:48.2

This is the guy the kid that beat me up, you know, or I actually beat him. I'm by thing

1:51.9

No, no, no, don't you gotta beat up. That's fine

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from PodcastOne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of PodcastOne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.