On Friday, June 28th, the Chad Duke Show will be hosting our annual Christmas in June hootnanny at 7 p.m. on Facebook and YouTube.

And the very next day, Commonwealth Drygoods will be hosting their Christmas in June celebration featuring exclusive merchandise, awesome giveaways, a brand new hot sauce release, and as always the hot chocolate smores bark.

Make sure you stop by the Chad Duke show on Facebook and YouTube at 7 p.m. on Friday, June

28th and Commonwealth Dry Goods on Saturday, June 29.

Action.

Don't laugh!

This ain't reality TV!

I take it back!

I'm only stuck!

Can we get serious now?

It's the Fortress Film Society on the Chad Duke Show.

The Fortress Film Society, indeed.

Thank you so much.

Hopefully, the last episode we do of this show, we end up like that Nazi movie, theater, and glorious bastards.

Yeah.

Couldn't ask for a better death.

I am your host to shoot.

I forgot about fucking Leo.

Die, you Nazi bastards with the flame thore. I forgot about fucking Leo.

Die, you Nazi bastards with the flame thore. What a great fucking scene. I'm the host of the Shootster. Some other hosts, too. To my left and to your right is Sweet Daddy James. The love is to Friday night. You look a little nervous. Hey there, boy, no. Comfortable, comfortable? Very good. Very comfortable. We're broadcasting live from the Portures of Salad Dudes, presented by Monk's Barbecue in Percival and monks on the farm out at Flying A's Farm. Best Barbecue in Virginia at both. Avail yourself for them this weekend. Loud Goats, fresh off these mean streets of Northern Virginia. Hello, Loud Goat. Oh, sorry. I was distracted a bit. I was looking up a way to get somebody to narrate my life, like that voice of God in the killing. I had a problem because I acted like I got into the parking lot here, and I acted like that sniper guy in the parking lot in the movie. Oh, no. No, you did not. Yeah, and I looked down to my tire, and there was a horseshoe in the middle of my tire. I was like, oh, God damn it. The tube is here. El Tuba, as he's been known in Lutrador circles. Sorry if I'm a little, I sound a little slow. I had a screwdriver lodged to my brain earlier this week. Man, that was a hell of a kill. I got to say, all right, well, there's some thoughts I have about Black Hat.

But there was some pretty gnarly.

All right, lots of thoughts.

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