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Election Profit Makers

Episode 6: Episode 5 (Investing in the softening)

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Jon analyzes Trump's softening and Clinton's health. David imitates Alex Jones. They worry the hardcore PredictIt.org scene is dying.

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0:00.0

Ladies, you can't squeeze the Charmin.

0:02.7

But this isn't Charmin, Mr. Whipple. This is New Charmin.

0:05.8

Even more squeezably soft.

0:07.8

See the bigger puffs and softness?

0:09.4

You can feel the difference. Feel how much softer.

0:12.2

No matter how irresistibly soft, please don't squeeze the new Charmin.

0:17.0

Introducing New Charmin, so much softer you can see, feel, and hear the difference.

0:22.5

Hi, everybody. Welcome to election profit makers, a guide to winning and losing money on the 2016 campaign using online prediction markets.

0:29.9

Today's date is August 25, 2016. This is the fifth of 17 episodes in our podcast series.

0:36.7

I'm David Reese, and I'm joined by my childhood friend, John Kimball.

0:40.0

Hey, David.

0:40.5

Hi, buddy.

0:41.2

What's up?

0:41.8

How are you?

0:42.4

I'm good.

0:43.0

How are you?

0:44.2

Hi. John, you might remember this, and our listeners, because they're extremely savvy,

0:47.9

surely know this, that as soon as we were done recording last week's episode of the podcast,

0:53.6

something crazy happened in the Trump

0:55.2

campaign. I know that's a statement you don't hear every day, but trust me, just this one time ever,

0:59.9

something crazy happened. And John, what was it? Manifort resigned. And why are we interested in that,

1:06.3

other than the fact that we both secretly work for the Ukrainian government? And this entire

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