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Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode.

Almost there. Five, 99. We are edging that number, buddy.

We get two weeks off. That's all I'm saying. We get two weeks off.

Two weeks off, aren't you? We're taking a two week vacation.

But you won't even feel it.

You won't even know because you're going to guys are going to get 600 A and B over the next two weeks.

I like that we're doing 600 A and B. That has a very like floors 12 and 14 sort of feel to it.

I like guys. I love it. I love it. I like it's 600. You get it twice.

You got to listen to him 20 minutes apart.

An hour and a half if you're over 40.

Yeah, if you're over 40, actually just wait until tomorrow.

Just wait until tomorrow. Who are you trying to impress Monday, Wednesday Friday is the best you get?

All right.

I'm not impressing anyone anymore.

I wasn't impress at anyone to start with.

I mean, you probably weren't impressing anybody.

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