Fuck the game!

Alright, let's do this.

How are you, what the fuckers, what the fuck buddies, what the fuck near is, what the fucksters,

what the fuckaholics, what the fuckah delics, what the fuckah berry fins, what's happening?

It's me Mark Maron.

I am in New York City as I record this in my hotel room.

What am I doing in New York, you'll ask?

Why didn't we know this before?

Why don't we know things about you, Mark, you tell us everything, I don't understand

why we don't know exactly what you're doing and when you're doing it and where you're

doing it and why.

I am in New York, I came out here, I'm in between tour dates, I will be in Seattle at

the Neptune Theater this Friday for two shows.

I'll be in Vancouver at the Vogue for one show on Saturday, Saturday the 10th in San Francisco

at Davies Symphony Hall on the 11th on Mother's Day, bring your moms, it's a mom friendly

show, that show, that's what I, that's my next comedy special, mom friendly.

So that's happening.

I came to New York primarily for the upfronts for vice, vice the magazine and online content

provider of Mayhem and also they have a new show on HBO are going to have a channel.

And I am doing a show on that channel, on the vice channel, I will be doing a thing called

vice portraits with Mark Marin, this will be an interview format show but out in the

world, I'm going to go out in the world to talk to people and environments that mean something

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