Episode 599: My Butt Is Like A Dog's Mouth

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Paul has a hard time sleeping. Mike from Atlanta talks puppets and magic. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.0	Great! Let's go!
0:07.0	It's time for Matt.
0:25.0	Matt Lee's ice cream, social sitting across for me as Paul Maddenley.
0:27.6	The cross from me is Mr. Matt Donnelly.
0:29.6	And on the knobs and dials, Jacob, the audio guy.
0:31.7	I love that guy.
0:32.8	Also, this guy, Mike from Atlanta is here.
0:34.6	He's over in the corner.
0:35.5	We're making him set in the corner. Mike from Atlanta is here. He's over in the corner. We're making him. Mike from Atlanta.
0:38.6	We're making him sit in the corner.
0:40.0	Mike from Atlanta.
0:42.8	Mike Lanta.
0:44.3	Oh, Mike Lanta.
0:54.8	So it's hard to record right the day after two mass shootings occur.
0:59.3	What? Why is it hard? What's the difficulty? What's the problem?
1:04.5	I don't understand. It's not as though I couldn't even sleep last night.
1:13.9	God damn it. I went to bed. It's not as though I woke up this morning, went to my little home device where I normally get my morning news from and went, never mind.
1:14.5	Yeah.
1:20.6	Dude, I went, I was, I went, oh, last night, I was getting ready to go to bed.
1:21.0	Yeah.
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