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This is Cognitive Disence.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism

and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical.

It's political.

And there is no welcome at this episode 596 of Cognitive Distance.

And we're going to start this episode out.

I don't know what to call this.

In the intro to the show, we say we're going to talk about things that make us mad.

This makes me really mad.

So we have a, we've had a sponsor, better help of the show.

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