Episode 595: Oil Wars w/ Raheel
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4.5 • 788 Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
IT'S THE NEW YEAR and we've started a war with Venezuela!
People are not being chill about Zohran!
They're being even more not chill about Rama Duwaji!
Niners and Eagles face off next week!
Corporate job FML!
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:19.5 | Happy news ear to you too. |
| 0:21.5 | Oh, you're too loud. |
| 0:23.2 | Am I? |
| 0:23.7 | I too excited. |
| 0:25.9 | How are you feeling? |
| 0:28.9 | I feel much better. |
| 0:32.9 | I feel. |
| 0:33.7 | I know I still don't sound great, but I feel much better, I want to say. |
| 0:38.7 | Don't have aches, don't have fever anymore. |
| 0:41.1 | So I know that's kept you up at night worried about my health. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, I started a candle vigil. |
| 0:50.6 | It's not candlelight. |
| 0:52.9 | It's not candlelight. |
| 0:56.5 | You've just set up candles. You have not not lit them I didn't light any of them they're just |
| 0:58.8 | unused candles just like sort of |
| 1:01.8 | strewn about the floor somewhere |
| 1:03.9 | it looks like that meatlo video |
| 1:07.1 | or the seline neon video |
| 1:09.8 | the same director I would imagine it's the same song basically it video or the Celine Dion video. |
| 1:12.7 | The same director, I would imagine. |
| 1:14.4 | It's the same song, basically. |
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