I'm Matthew.

And I'm Molly.

And this is Spilled Milk, the show

where we cook something delicious, eat it all,

and you can't have any.

Today, we are talking about sandwich bread.

Yeah, and we've definitely talked about this before

in some parts.

We had a show-upon episode.

I know we've talked about, like,

peppered farm toasting white before.

Yeah, I know we've talked about that old home pride,

whole wheat bread ad where they're, like,

pouring butter down the loaf.

And the one that's the sexiest thing that was ever on TV.

That's exactly right.

But I don't remember what episode that was.

And you know what?

I don't remember ever learning the things

that I'm going to share today in this episode.

Oh, I'm very excited.

Don't be.

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