Episode 59: Turtles Can't Live On Cheese Alone

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Talk, Ness, Cryptozoology, Brain, Round, Barnett, Events, Roundtable, Gentlemen, Kissel, Kevin, Current, New, Table, Ben, Radio, Loch, Monster, Comedy, York, Beast, Murderfist

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrowski.

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0:00.0	The round table.
0:01.4	Gentlemen!
0:02.0	Aye!
0:02.7	Let's broaden our minds!
0:05.2	Hello, gentlemen!
0:06.7	Hello, everyone!
0:07.8	Watch what?
0:08.8	Fire at will!
0:13.6	Stammer action, gentlemen!
0:14.6	Gentlemen,
0:15.1	Well, what's the topic of discussion?
0:19.1	Civility is the other harder to hold.
0:21.1	Always civility.
0:22.6	Alright!
0:25.1	Thanks, fucking lord.
0:28.0	Thank you, lord, for being...
0:30.1	Let me start over.
0:32.1	Fuck ass!
0:33.3	Whoa!
0:34.3	Come on, leave us through a guided meditation.
0:36.8	That's right.
0:37.3	No, close your eyes.
	...

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