Episode 59: Somethin' Trashy

Sex and Other Human Activities

The Last Podcast Network

York, Sex, Advice, Comedy, New, Activities

4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hilarity ensues Marcus goes to see Django Unchained with his girlfriend who happens to have the same race as the main character and a listener writes in with a question about what to do when your parents get older.

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0:00.0	Hey there, Cave Comedy Radio fans. You're about to listen to sex and other human activities.
0:08.1	My name is Bunky Hausman, and I rode in and got some advice to Jackie Marcus, and at first I thought it was great, and then I fucking lost everything.
0:19.8	So if you could just know that their advice is for entertainment purposes only, you know, I lost my family, I lost my house.
0:29.3	And I lost my career, which was hard to do.
0:33.7	I was a professional gambler.
0:35.3	That would be a thing that they could help me do, and they did.
0:38.7	So if you have any questions or advice
0:41.2	you need, just make sure email,
0:42.7	cavecom and email.com, ask for Marcus or dragging,
0:46.4	or maybe just say hello to Henry
0:49.0	from the last podcast on the list because he needs your attention.
0:53.0	He needs your affection.
0:56.5	Thank you and enjoy sex and other human activities all right well are you are you ready to go yeah we got i'm marcus
1:05.9	bark i'm jacky zabrowski today we got got zinc powdered Jackie Zabrowski.
1:14.0	Well, that's what happens when you keep a loose tissue in your purse.
1:15.7	The Zicam opened up in my purse.
1:17.4	Got this zinc all over my tissue.
1:19.4	And I fucking snorted it, man.
1:21.2	I didn't mean to.
1:22.6	And now my mouth is dry.
1:24.8	And thank God I have this whiskey Coke next to me.
1:27.0	That can make my mouth whet again.
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