Episode 59: Noise Canceling Wigs

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat accuses Deon Curry of beating his meat to sad stories. She also gives us some details on how to save money. (This was recorded in early March.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon.
0:12.2	And while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down with Miss Pat.
0:16.7	I'm here with Dion and Chris.
0:19.3	Chris, yes, that's mine.
0:20.2	And we're talking about all kind of crazy shit this weekend.
0:22.2	Dion's here as well.
0:23.6	What's up, you?
0:24.2	Dion is here as well.
0:25.2	And did I miss him?
0:26.4	Yes.
0:27.2	What did I say?
0:28.2	He turned sideways.
0:29.2	Oh, he was looking at his team.
0:31.2	Oh, we were talking about all kind of crazy shit today.
0:35.0	You know, from what we talked about, your husband's snoring.
0:38.1	My husband is snoring so motherfucking loud.
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