Episode 59: Love After Lockup At the Carwash, Yeah
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4.4 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2018
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Working at the carwash, yeah! Jodie had a ball watching and recapping this week’s episode of Love After Lockup on WeTV. Andrea’s pants are on fire in more ways than one, and we got to meet our newest couple from Canada. Oooh, fancy! You may want to wash the produce coming out of California because I’m not too sure what went down in that grove off the highway…
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to reality TV, the podcast where we cringe watch all the shows we love and love to hate. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Jody, your source for snarky reality TV recaps from all the networks across the board. |
| 0:12.0 | No one is off limits as I dissect even the |
| 0:14.5 | tiniest details of our favorite train wrecks. Be sure to follow up between |
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| 0:34.5 | slash reality TV pod. All right, let's get to the good stuff. Excuse me, did you just press play on this podcast? |
| 0:54.0 | Because you know I am married, I have been engaged, right? |
| 0:59.0 | Don't be trying to play me for a fool, like that car wash attendant taking Andrea's money. |
| 1:06.1 | We will not take our men off our leash for you, okay? |
| 1:11.2 | Wow, well I don't know about my acting but that latest episode of Love After Lockup was jaw dropping right? |
| 1:19.0 | I'm actually shocked that the ratings for this show are not higher. I don't know if it's because it's a Friday night show and it's going up against shows like Dateline or maybe people who actually have energy to go out on a Friday night, but I am sticking with this one. |
| 1:35.9 | I love it. And Andrea loves it as much as I do. by it I mean lying through her teeth. Let's begin shall we? |
| 1:49.2 | Lamar and Andrea are just like Beyoncé and Jay-Z crazy in love or to crazies in love. |
| 1:57.0 | Andrea is crazy because the entire episode was just a sizzle reel of all her craziest hits and Lamar is crazy |
| 2:08.5 | for digging her crazy. |
| 2:11.3 | So she tells them on the drive, you're all mine. I can kill a bitch. I will hurt a chick and I will say that in Jesus Christ's name, amen. |
| 2:20.0 | Oh, wow, okay. So if you say Jesus Christ during a murder, it doesn't count. That's cool. |
| 2:26.4 | Well, after that charming little moment, they're driving enjoying the sunlight. |
| 2:30.9 | He hasn't had sun on his skin in so long. But you know what? They need a car wash, especially after that nine hour long drive in the desert, in a cocktail dress and isotoner slippers. |
| 2:43.2 | So they pull up to a car wash and the 18 year old seasonal employee |
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