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slash reality TV pod. All right, let's get what the mommy issues rolled in this week, unmarried at first sight.

What the hell happened?

I started out all geeked up last night because I got barefoot 7 yon blanc for only 399 a bottle and the married

at first sight couples were in Jamaica. I'm thinking perhaps the same resort Melanie

and Devar from 90- Melanie Melanie met at, what could go wrong on a Wednesday night like this, right?

Well, Tropical Storm Jeffy had a roll-in and all hell broke loose. Let's start at the beginning. This is like a

real housewife's episode where they start with that chiron on the screen that says

two days earlier. On day two of the honeymoon, Molly and John awake together.

They're looking at their amazing view from the room.

It was pretty spectacular.

And Molly uses the word surreal to describe her feelings. It's a word the

Dugger family uses to describe every wedding they have, which by the way one of

the apples in the orchard alerted us to that the next

Dougley brother is in line to get married. He's courting some girl now.

Ugh, peace be with you. Surreal is probably a better place to be for Molly

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