Alph dain, fucking audacity and we're going. We get. We get going. We're going the peloton bike

plus is 24.95. Oh my god, $2,500. Wait, when you said 24.95, I was like, that's pretty reasonable

for exercise bike. And you're like, no, 2495. Okay. So what is the thing with a peloton

ride? It's just an exercise bike, but like it has. But also apps and there's resistance

training. There's a little man who tells you what to do. Yeah, there's a magical glass

box. Okay. It's got a, it's got a pixie in there who's going to dome you into being thin.

But like you can go to a gym and a gym membership is like, okay, they're not cheap, but like

wait a second, is this app a subscription thing? Or do you just pay the 24.95 and just be

done with it? No, of course you don't. Okay. What I did today is on my bike ride, I recorded

it using Strava, which is an app like that thing that like half the US military docks

themselves. I was about to say it seems like a really good way to give strangers knowledge

of where you live and what your daily routine is. It's uniquely bad for the troops too because

every single one of them was like in a place where they weren't supposed to be in a country

they weren't supposed to be. And their daily PT was, I'm going to jog the perimeter and I'm

going to like outline in the nice little heat map, the precise perimeter line of wherever it is

that I am. Strava, people tell on themselves with Strava constantly, there was some DC cop who was

off duty and he was biking. I think he was a cop. He might have been an ex cop and he like,

harass some kids, put in Black Lives Matter signs and they couldn't figure out who he was until

someone checks Strava and is like, oh yeah, this guy was there at that time and he stopped his ride

there for a moment and it's like, okay, well maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting your whereabouts

everywhere. But of course, you know, here I'm just going to try and avoid doing illegal things while

I'm riding my bike or distasteful ones, illegal, immoral distasteful, adding to the population,

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