Episode 59: A hippo's dinner

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered what it's like to be swallowed by a hippo? Well, wonder no more as your boys have found a story of a man who experienced it. We'll be honest, it doesn't sound that nice.

Also, everyone's favourite drill sergeant, R Lee Ermey, has sadly passed away, although that death wasn't hippo-related you'll be pleased to hear. And if that wasn't enough, there's more plane chat, including how you can still visit the cockpit, and we receive a missive about possibly the stupidest driver of all time.

There's also a mystery to be solved, so listen out for that and send all your theories into [email protected]

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0:00.0	I didn't bring me banana in Luke and now I'm hungry.
0:15.6	Ah sucks to be me.
0:18.0	Oh boy, I bought you that banana as well.
0:20.0	Why will you not treat it with respect?
0:22.0	I know, I'm hungry!
0:23.3	That banana hater is the peat, and I'm the Luke.
0:26.2	I'm a banana laker.
0:27.2	I think I made that very clear.
0:28.8	Yeah.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.0	The theme shoes run out.
0:31.1	I, talking about bananas. I thought I'd be able to get through it because I ate last night at 12 o'clock a deliverude 40 quids worth of Chinese.
0:40.0	You're always doing this. I've told you you've got to stop doing it. I mean 12 a.m. I mean 12 a.
0:43.7	M that's ridiculous today still deliver all night turns out.
0:46.7	Why are you on your own order 40 pounds worth of Chinese at that time.
0:53.0	I can never decide and all look so delicious.
0:55.0	I went for every meal.
0:57.0	It was like, oh, lovely.
0:58.0	So have you got loads in the fridge left over to reheat for leftovers?
1:00.0	Yeah, can't reheat the rice sauce, that's the problem, isn't it? I always do though. They say you can't reheat the rice sauce the problem, isn't it?
1:02.8	I always do though.
1:03.8	They say you can't, but I always do.
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