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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 589 - Ross Survives Hurricane Laura

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross fighting off another hurricane in Texas, the NBA+MLB+WNBA all collectively shut down over the shooting in Wisconsin, Ross and Jessie discuss the price that it would take to get branded, and RPR show producer Giorgio opens up an "Only Fans" account which he vows to show his penis.

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0:00.0

A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

0:07.0

Welcome to the Ross!

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution! Come!

0:28.0

Yeah, J-B-B-G-G-O-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-E-S. Yeah, J-B-S.

0:30.0

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What up, nooners?

0:36.0

I survived another one, James.

0:38.0

Another what?

0:39.0

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

0:42.0

Oh, surviving another hurricane. exactly what I'm talking about. Oh.

0:43.0

Oh.

0:44.0

I survived.

0:46.0

Hurricane Laura.

0:48.0

Wow.

0:50.0

Baved it.

0:51.0

Beat it back with these two fists.

0:54.0

Right.

0:55.0

A bunch of people rode in last night and they were like,

0:57.0

hey man, the hurricane is barreling down on us.

1:00.0

Is there anything you can do?

1:01.0

And I said, I'll be right there.

1:02.0

Right. I'm'm gonna go ahead

1:03.5

and just and beat this back with my fist and I will keep you safe. You're welcome

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