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Spilled Milk

Episode 589: French Bread Pizza

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew taking a big drink of water and this is spilled milk the show

0:11.0

where we are completely professional after 13 and a half years of doing it.

0:15.9

It took us a while to get here but we've just like received our professional certification

0:20.3

from the international podcasting standards board.

0:24.4

That's right.

0:25.4

Like mine is up on my wall behind me here.

0:28.0

I got it, I got it framed at the frame shop.

0:30.7

It says Matthew Amsterdam, real deal podcasting professional, not a joke.

0:37.5

Yeah.

0:38.5

Me too.

0:39.5

That's exactly what mine says too.

0:40.8

Why does yours have my name on it?

0:42.8

Dad jokes.

0:43.8

Perfect.

0:44.8

All right.

0:45.8

Oh, oh, this just in.

0:46.8

I've just been certified by the international dad joke certification agency.

0:51.9

They gave me like like the top top level certification.

0:55.2

Well, you've had a lot of years of dadding to get really good.

0:59.3

They've been tracking me the whole way like in a really like creepy way.

1:03.2

Okay.

1:04.2

Well, you know, you know what they probably know about you is that you love French bread pizza.

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