Episode 587 - The Cocaine Convention

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Ross and Jessie talk about last night's kickoff of the Republican Convention aka "The Cocaine Convention", how Tyler Perry was able to fully reopen a studio on his own, the need for sex cults to be better, if Jessie would consider going on a cruise ship now that they are reopening, and Ross pitches a Mexican version of Yellowstone that takes place in East LA that revolves around one cable box being split amongst the community.

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution!
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost bed.com. dot com.
0:31.0	Look at us. I know. I know.
0:32.0	Good to be back behind a day. Look at us! I know!
0:33.0	Good to be back behind a desk today.
0:36.0	You're a real boy.
0:38.0	I'm a real live boy.
0:39.0	You're a real live boy and you're coming.
0:41.0	Well, we're not live but...
0:42.0	Well, we're tape.'re a real live boy yeah no
0:45.0	I think this is our last day of tape shows and I believe we'll be able to go live
0:48.9	tomorrow a lot of people said that they could see my package on the screen yesterday.
0:55.7	I was wearing shorts.
0:56.8	Didn't we say something about it?
1:00.0	I think you did and I just didn't care.
1:01.4	Right.
1:02.4	You know, look, there's nothing I can do about this package underneath the Christmas tree, okay?
1:07.0	I will say that I am exactly like Santa and this gift is for the world.
1:15.4	Right, you know?
1:16.6	Right. Right. Did they feel that way?
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