We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

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We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

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Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

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Umex.

You mex. You know there are whole genres of music that the future will not know existed

including Seattle indie rock in the 2000s. No no no like omnibus is very good at commemorating that. Oh that's true.

Like you know if you want if you want if you want 15 minutes on every built a spill record I'm sure it's somewhere

in our catalog but do we have a single show on jazz?

Maybe not. I mean I refer I think enough to... You just say jazz cigarettes.

But I'll talk about Count Basie and you're always talking about the Duke.

You're talking about Count Duku.

And you think you're talking about Count Basie and the Duke.

I was raised on jazz.

I was raised on big band jazz though because my dad was old enough that he didn't

even think cool jazz he thought that was like modern music no we come on it's just

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