We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

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Warren Miller.

Then John Stems and somehow manages to turn, but he's only skiing on air, touches the snow

just long enough to jump for his life the second time.

He's finally back on the snow, gets his heart out of his mouth, and makes turns as though nothing had happened.

Ken, what's your sport? If you had to pick one sport that is your sport and I don't mean televised

sport that you watch I mean sport that you participate in.

The scatterscories count as a sport? I'm pretty good. Pretty close to a sport. I'd call it a sport these days. I mean

Dungeons and Dragons is a sport these days. I would say of the sports I've actually I

actually play recreationally regularly

enough to be like you know I'm I'm terrible at this but I good enough to do for fun

run around Green Lake that's not really a sport. Like self punishment.

Yeah, maybe.

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