Episode 58 - Ryan Sickler

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Sickler (great stand up and story teller) discusses his years of working in a junk yard doing shady ass shit. He helped run insurance fraud without knowing it, hung out with a dude who's job it was to run back odometers, and had a encounter in with a rabid raccoon. He also delivered packages to a house while a murder was happening inside, so there's that! Get Ryan's new album: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/get-a-hold-of-yourself/1441128212 The Baltimore murder story: http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1994-12-19/news/1994353054_1_santana-basement-benkert See Brooks live: brookswheelan.com/shows GET THE MUG: https://www.etsy.com/shop/EntryLevelStore

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	Yeah, I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no experience. You ain't got no
0:15.0	experience. You're entry level.
0:19.0	You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level
0:27.0	your entry level your entry level baby
0:33.7	baby oh yeah all right welcome to this week's entry level oh yeah
0:40.7	all right welcome to this week's episode of entry level.
0:43.0	I'm here with Michael Burns.
0:44.0	Mike, how are you doing?
0:45.0	What up, Brooks, me, me, me, me, my main man?
0:48.4	I said a stroke.
0:50.3	It's like a stutter, you're like Roger Daltry of the Who over there.
0:53.2	Yeah, only with in the morning hellos.
0:55.4	Instead of drinking a nice cup of tea, I'm having a glass of water out of a
0:59.5	Pacifico pint glass.
1:00.8	No, nice.
1:01.8	Yeah, you can't have coffee.
1:03.0	You get the shakes and the freak amount.
1:04.5	I think I'm allergic to caffeine.
1:05.8	It really, really sucks.
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