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Look at me in the eyes. Think about what you've done. Okay. You're a bad boy. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look at me. Turn to the right. You're so pretty. Shut up. Shut up. We'll beat you. Okay. We will hit you. I'm a pretty girl. Shut up. All right, turn to the right. Uh. All right, bend over. That's my, that's my good side. All right. Okay, now spread them. Oh. We got to get the inside, uh, you know, no two assholes are exactly the same. Why are you? They're like the worst snowflick. It feels good. All right, we got that picture. But so wrong. All right. Separate your dick from your nuts. That's, you know, that's cute. That's good. It smells a little. All right, buddy. Well, you take a shower and go get a fuck now. Okay. Thanks. All right, guys. What's going on is the brighter side. Thank you for tuning in. Ahmed Larson. That was Sina John as my criminal. With us always is Amber Nelson. How you doing, sweetheart? Hi, I'm well. I would love to see a mugshot of someone's ass. Yeah, yeah. But we are talking, Mammem, Mugshots. That was like a big old time. The picture right before you tell someone their life is over. Just temporarily. Yeah. It's over. It's all over. We've got Gray Crump. Cump. Hi. Thanks for having me. Yeah, yeah.

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Thanks for coming in, buddy.

And we also got Trey Gagliott. Hey, what's happening? Just to join. Trey the third. We need a Carl. Carl. Carl the third. Carl Galiad fucking. Call the third, baby. Come on now. And Sam Warts, as always. Ray Crump, sorry, I am the best host ever.

You think people's mugshots before Sam Warts, as always. Ray Crump, sorry, I am the best host ever.

You take people's mugshots before they go, you know, to die forever, right?

Pretty much, yeah.

Why it sounds so bad?

Yeah, it's not.

It's just to jail, right?

Yeah.

Are they going to Guantanamo?

I mean, actually, sometimes they do. Oh. We have periodically. Holy shit. Where are you taking pictures at? INS or is it ice now, I guess, they call it? But they come like every week and like just snatch up a bunch of inmates and take them with them. Really? Yeah, it's a whole... Oh, so they will go to Guantanamo.

In theory, sure, yeah.

Whoa, and what does their face look like when they're being told you might go to Guantanamo? It's kind of just plazae. They don't care. They've been there before. So most of them aren't crying and stuff? They don't really understand the language. That's those people. So can you take us through what a typical mugshot is like?

Is it just what we think it is?

I mean, I know I kind of remember what mine was.

It's pretty straightforward.

I mean, they come into the jail.

They have their asshole searched, like the first thing.

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