Episode #58: Hedberg meltdowns and Doug ponders his Tin Can Rehab
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2015
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Steve McQueen Movie - PappillonMarilyn Manson’s New Album - The Pale EmperorThis podcast sponsored by:Saxx Underwear - http://www.saxxunderwear.com/Sabra Hummus - http://sabra.com/Stacey’s Pita Chips - http://www.stacyssnacks.com/Popov Vodka - http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/vodka/popov.htmStanhope T-Shirts are now available online at www.dougstanhope.com and supplies are limited.Recorded Jan 17, 2015 at the Safe House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Jobi Whitlock (@StanhopesCDP), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.Intro music “The Only One Drinking Tonight“ by Mishka Shubaly. Closing song “Funeral Party” by The Mattoid. Both available on iTunes.Get on the Mailing List! No one is sure what the hell Doug is up to in 2015 so get on the mailing list in case he ditches retirement. Again.
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight I'm... |
| 0:02.0 | Hey, Bill! |
| 0:03.0 | I'm... |
| 0:04.0 | I don't know... |
| 0:05.0 | I don't know... |
| 0:07.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:23.0 | Fast me the lampshade I'm drunk again |
| 0:30.0 | Blue my drug money on a corduogen |
| 0:36.0 | Well I am a cultured man with tastes discriminating |
| 0:43.0 | But I'll settle for a tall glass of anything |
| 0:48.0 | Well let my the only one drink in tonight |
| 0:56.0 | The only one drink in tonight |
| 1:02.0 | The only one drink in tonight |
| 1:09.0 | The only one drink in tonight |
| 1:15.0 | Well let my the only one drink in tonight |
| 1:23.0 | The only one drink in tonight |
| 1:31.0 | I think Jobie and I probably live similar lifestyles |
| 1:35.0 | We're we're at home alone cooking a lot |
| 1:38.0 | Like sad fucking housewives |
| 1:40.0 | I have no one to cook for |
| 1:41.0 | Nobody to cook for |
| 1:43.0 | Bingo doesn't eat anything that I cook |
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