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Slop Quest

Episode 58: A Real Sh*t Show

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

O'Neill's playing hurt on this episode because of some "bad pudding" he ate at a movie night in the park. We briefly pay our respects to one of the best wrestling managers of all time, Mr. Fuji. We play audio from commentators covering one of our favorite fighters, Danny Mainus and discuss a potential sponsorship coup for the show. O'Neill explains yet another adventure he had taking care of one of his mom's animals. Danish discusses how his cousin, Dillon Danis, has drawn the ire of the Diaz brothers. Nick calls into the show to discuss a brawl he had in a Vegas bathroom and plugs his new venture. Is there a 60 Days In update? "Of course!" - the Bushman - Also, we go over a few articles: one about tiger fucking and another about a brawl in a Key West bar that started over a fart. All in all, it's an episode chockfull of the usual high brow comedy you've all come to know and love.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:05.0

Yeah.

0:07.0

I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel It's a free package

0:26.0

So it's a fucking good deal

0:30.0

They're calling it Danish. Danish and O'Neill.

0:37.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:40.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:44.0

Gated Shannon Neil.

0:47.0

Gated Shannon Neil.

0:48.0

Gated Shannon Neil.

0:51.0

Gated Shannon Day is Shannon Neil. Shad O Neil. What happened?

1:05.0

I'm sorry to hear that.

1:10.0

I'm sorry to hear that, because now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.

1:15.0

Yeah, he will. So he's going to snatch every one of them? Why wouldn't he just snatch one and then you already snatched all of them.

1:23.1

I think he wants to have a monopoly on the birthday game.

1:27.0

He's snatching all them.

1:28.2

But if you snatch just one birthday, then you've snatched all of them.

1:31.6

No, I think he wants all of them.

1:33.6

Because you don't really need to say

1:34.6

I'm gonna snatch every motherfucking break

1:36.2

because he's not individually.

1:37.8

Once you snatch one, they're all gone.

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