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Oh, thanks. Why are you saying that? Yeah, why is saying dad? He said hello kids.

What's the right response to that? Not dad. Not dad.

What is it? That's creepy, dude. I don't know. But I think of something, Dan.

You can call me daddy, but not dad.

What about dad? What about dad?

Did you imagine if sexually you were having sex with someone and then you were like,

yeah, give it to me. Dad. Dad. Dad. That's it. Dad. That's it. Dad.

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